Yes, back to the subject of women. I think I just destroyed my reputation the other night, in the process of what must have been one of the strangest sexual exchanges in the history of men.
I was all over the place, or should I say the sexes?
1. Weird Asian Dude
Weird Asian Dude (WAD) saw me come in, and looked kind of interested. We bumped into each other again at the bar, and hit it off. Never mind that somebody else was busy working him at the same time, and had been for a while. Suffice it to say, the way WAD lost interest in him was good for my ego. Gotta show them who's the boss! LOL. WAD obtained his moniker by maintaining he was not South Asian at all but from Hungary or some such place. This story was totally beyond belief and he had the most excruciatingly gay articulation, even in his accented Dutch. We kissed (mostly just to stick it to the other guy) but after a while he decided to head home. Pity, because WAD was kind of cute, as long as he didn't speak.
2. Overdressed Woman
Near closing time, I was begging for a drink at the bar. Didn't get it. Flirty, sexy, way over-the-top girl standing next to me offered me hers and we got to talk. Apparently she was only there to get cigarettes but his wasn't very credible either, unless it's normal to get out the furs and Chopard before a quick hop to the neighbourhood cigs dispenser.
This got real flirty, with talk of taking it somewhere else. I was up for it. I realized suddenly that being gay or similar raises my value among women by about a hundredfold. You're an accessory, a status symbol, a hook up with an interesting story. It could end up being very confusing for the girl but I'm up to exploiting this strategy further. It shows lots of promise. Or maybe everyone just has the fantasy of "turning" someone. Again, something to be exploited.
But then I lost sight of her when everyone was shooed out. Pity.
3. Random make-out in the streets with guy waiting for a cab
I guess this was just an amusing way of killing time.
Other interesting bit and pieces:
I had a Richard Hammond moment. I was asked if I had had my teeth whitened. Nice compliment, but I haven't.
Shouted loudly "maybe I am bisexual!" in the middle of the street. Response: "yuck, women!". Funny.
Got reproached for not being there over Christmas. Come on, I'm not that desperate, am I? I still pretend I have a life.