Tuesday, 15 January 2008

Thinking out loud...

I think piercings are hot. In the right places, I mean.

Diamond studs look great on a young guy. It is the ultimate expression of polished metrosexuality at the moment, and I kind of like that. This is not, however, something that looks good on older guys. I have plenty of older co-workers who wear this sort of thing, hopefully remainders of an earlier age, and it just looks a little pathetic, desperate.

The Prince Albert is the most disgusting thing on this planet I can think of at the moment. I'm wincing as I write this. Apparently it is quite safe, as urine seems to disinfect it, and it has to be produced in such a way that it is condom-safe. That is the legal theory, at least, in hyper-regulated Europe. I'm not convinced; the logistics of wrapping that up in a condom look dodgy to me. And I have actually seen one in real life: not appealing.

Pierced bellybuttons. Come on. Even on girls this type looks trashy. They tend to be much too young, slightly overweight and wear tops that are way to small to cover what needs to be covered. On men, it is not only the gayest thing around, but it screams STD. I can't rationalise that last statement, but it probably has to do with the fact that I associate this piercing with rent boys. To make things worse, Bobby (love the blog by the way, you wild Sefrican!) has seen an even more camp version out in the wild. Excruciating.

The tongue piercing... now that one I like. It adds a dimension to kissing and BJs that you would otherwise lack. It adds a focal point to Frenching, that is just very hot.

In fact, I like it so much I have been thinking of getting one myself. There's a tattoo studio around the corner from my house that has them on special offer this month. Tempting. They're fully licensed and appear to be professional, so I'm not really worried about the quality of the work done.

Pros?

1. It's hot
2. It's hot
3. Nobody would expect me to have one
4. It's hot
5. You can hide it quite easily
6. You can pull it out and the tongue will heal fully, quickly.
7. It's hot

Cons?

1. Am I just being ridiculous?
2. Is this the famous quarter-life crisis grad students are always talking about?
3. If they hit a muscle... ouch
4. The vision of a skewer going through my tongue is not very pretty
5. I'd have to rinse after every meal for weeks... I don't think I can handle it. And I haven't even asked about alcohol yet.
6. I might have to visit some companies for my thesis soon and it might be wise to appear conservatively dressed and accessorized.
7. I have a habit of passing out at the dentist's
8. I don't want to slur for the next week or so

I just have to consider this carefully for the next week or so... It would fit in very well with the new me, who does whatever the fuck he wants.

7 comments:

K said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PETE!

As god is my witness, I will never speak to you again!

(j/k, j/k)

But really dude, you don't need it trust me. And they are so ridiculous...please don't.....

B said...

I agree with K...DON"T

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Sooo-this-is-me said...

Ewwwwwwww, noooooooo Pete don't do it! I think they look bad also. I always want to say "spit it out!" I have also heard that there is a high rate of tongue cancer amoung young people because of it. Did you not just say something about guys getting older and having peircings to look younger! (Okay just teasing there). I agree with the PA statement, ouch! Besides you must already be hot because you get more action in a week than I get in.... well ever!

Steven

K said...

Oh he is hot Steve....ive seen him.....trust.

Pete said...

K, LOL.

Tongue cancer? Ewww. That one is new to me. I have heard about a woman who got a heart valve replaced because of it. I wasn't planning to use metal anyway, damages your teeth.

Still uncommitted about this.

Besides, if you would film my life lately, you could call it "Celibacy in the Village". ;-)

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Pete, they don't usually do films about the last two or three days of a person's life. Hahaha! ;P

I have a feeling K is hot as well!

Steven